Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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