her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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