Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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