I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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