I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
