yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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