I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
4 words: hood of his car
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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