You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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