READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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