so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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