Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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