I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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