Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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