So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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