That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Randomize
