im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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