We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
