You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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