drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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