I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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