Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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