just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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