i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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