Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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