ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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