i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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