The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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