Christians are straight up FREAKS
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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