i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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