stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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