no. you can't hotbox the world.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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