some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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