Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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