Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
you never un-have a 4some
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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