I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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