spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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