This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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