I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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