yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
please don't ironically join a cult
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