you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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