I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Randomize
