then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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