yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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