he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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