At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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