so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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