if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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