At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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