lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I want to make a zoo with you.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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