Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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