as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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