Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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