i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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