I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
this boner is exhausting
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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