your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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